CHILD NAMES
(may god have mercy on our souls)
Snurp
Snarky
Jean Val Jean
Guadaloop
Greenbone Serey Vulgaris Serey
Berries & Cream (twins)
Business Fish
PCP
Fuchs
Socrates (pronounced: so-crates)
Sexorexic
Skippy McBig-Dick
Yolo Ono
Snap Yolo Serey
Rush Hour 2
Spaghetti Warehouse
Phonetically Scrumptious
Noodle Canoodle
Do You Smell What the Rock Is Cooking
Prison Vag
My bRAND
Rhode Island South Dakota Serey
Batemaster
Soliloquy
Out of the Wilderness and Into my Vag
Carolina
Applejack
Chow Chow
Frolf
Jumbo John
Shitwreck Serey
Existential Dread
Toothpaste
Mr. Pickle
James Bond Theme Song Serey
Brandwagon
Forever Shoe Shelf
Wafty Jenkins
Mountain Dew Mohito
Sizzurp
Shotgun & Knuckleduster (twins)
Neptune Nutpen
Bourdon Serey
Downright Merhh
Phablet
Flognautical
Derp Diggler
Unregistered Sex Offender
Shut it Up & Shut it Down (twins)
Sluts R Us
Brett Gets the BB Cup Cause Bretts the BB
Mr. Beef’s Beef Emporium
Charades (pronounced: shir-odds)
Pamps
Megapickle
Sam Hill
Infurnilator
Meosis
Paint with Chicken
Vomit Trolley
Suckdeep
Syntax
Snafu
Slobbery Grind
No More Gridlines
Shnut
Lollipop Smush
Howdy
Moms with Jobs
Baby Doomers
Chubby Single and Ready for a Pringle
Crisis
Kibbles & Bits (twins)
Blehelb is Forever, Forever is Blehelb
Oblivion
Jim & Other Jim & Jim the Third (triplets)
Dump Cake
Step into my Cataracts
Tartar Sauce
RCT (pronounced: aht-cee-tee)
Bluntlord
Rumper
Mud Fudge
Parfat & Frap (twins)
Me-Maw
King of the Murks
Paul Wall Wall Ball
Ya-Chewy-Chewy
Derpy McDicksmack
Void
Kabobble
Roast Beef
Disco Biscuit
Sock Bond
Ants in my Eyes Johnson Serey
Barth
Thunderjack
Grumpy Lady
Kim Jong Skill
Fartas on the Hone
Started From the Bottom Now We Got the Mackerel
Pamf (not to be confused with Pamps)
Dick Big Gulp
Hurricane Candycane Cane Serey Serey
Shmutz
No Hatchets No Ratchets
Weave Snatcher
Charleston Moneysworth the Third
Seerbear
Big Dog Needs to Eat
Mac and Cheese Stands for Mac and Cheese and Cheese
Saggin Jeans
Italian Stallion
Methyata
Stump Grind
RuPaulbadook
You Gotta Take it Black Like Daddy
Greasy Booty
Why Whiskers Egypt
Liz (short for Lizard)
Eat Shit Die Hard
Goose F. Kennedy
Bubonic Bitchslap
Smokin the Boat
I’d Like to Take Garmanarnar For 300 Please
Nerf Lawnmower
Shreddin the Gnar Gnar
Face to Tramp
Truffle Butter to Her Pussy
Worms with Motivation
Allison & the Queen Babies
Car Crash Kingdom Carey
Shadeball
Dickidilly
Shmeat
ChKobe ChBryant
Chill Grill Janitor Manager
Itchy Britches
Drug Tube
Sandmoose
Saltissance
Adam Skinny Jeans
Banana Lumpkin
Fawn & Maggot (twins)
Lounge Egg
Snurch & Snude (twins)
Meat Blob
Crab Brains
Fluffle
Berb
Cranny Bananny
Scoobert Doobert
Yert
Dab-wop
Boob Dot Move
Bratch-Koot
Harby McBell
Cheese Meme
Trash Schnapps
Dank Chicky Nuggy
Fuckman Serey
Loony Nooner
Slut Fart
Asian Steamed Bun
Man Vs. Fruit
Advanced Cucumber
Mattress Mat
Fat Cake
Flat Olive Matt Serey
Big Honkin Nanner
Jazz & Dooty & Bequitt (triplets)
Slaw Mouth
Snoofer Foofins
Shvet
Psychedelic Daddy Prophecy
Waffle Stomp
The Beef Thief
From Troll to Skunk
Slob on my Knob
Salami & Wubble (twins)
Diddler Don
Jim Bob Cooter
Freshwater Guinea Pig
Joots
Slender Grams
How Bow Deutschland
Estoy Poopin
Yoga Goat
Jonathan John Johnson Junior
Nakey Chickey Choop Choop
Jazz Cabbage
Harry Potter and the Order of Hate
Kiss my Grits
Street Feed
Scootche Smith
Lil Squish
Brewchacherooski
Kerfuffle
Johnny Applespeed
Hairy Rash
Pork Lump
Club Frills & Cheap Thrills (twins)
Cold War Puss
Daddy’s Little Piece of Shit
500 Miles of Violence
Snart
Lil Ray Ray the Freak Nasty Hot Dog King &
Lil Jay Jay the Freak Nasty Patty Melt Queen (twins)
Squawkward
Sitar Murray
Marf
Candy Walnut
Slam my Butthole Like a Home Run Derby
Crud Bubbler & Crum Rumbler (twins)
Pleb
Swum the First
Angel Lenin
Garbo
Long Lost King of the Water Trash
Wing Jammer
Sawdust
Boneur
Hot Poop in a Locker
Snooze Bullet
Hagrid & Haggard (twins)
Booze Scooter & Liquorsicle (twins)
Hawangz
Mustard a la Honey
SWAD (smoked weed already, dang)
Pumpkin Dumper
Joey Bag of Donuts
Hooplah
Slangin my Johnson
Water Hag
Shlub
Narwhal
Ryan Sauceling
More Fat
Waterhole
Plane on a Train
Matt Nasty Raw Chicken
Vagrant & Degenerate
Erb Derb
Stonk
As the Tail Spins
Mamog
Black Dust
Wergle Flomp
Curly Tailed Bitch
Cold Spitoon
There's a Poopie in My Doopie
Sag Gam
Sooty Matt
Mansion & Wiscansion
Nugs to the Dome Piece
Scam Likely
Roscoe & Jasper
T-Bone Pickins
Saucy Minx
The Dash is Silent
Soops Totes Deff Unforch
Breakfast Bukakke Serey
Swedish Boom Mike Dog
Jostle & Scamp
Horny Cornea
Eat Dirt & Fart Dust
Rat Cowboy
Shakespeare with Tourettes
Bacon Saver
Barn Person
Trip Dij & Speed Lim
Barb (short for Rubarb)
Panini Head
Crispy Oats
Fopoon
Moonoa (moon-wah)
Storms Brood
Raw Drunkenly Skewed Data
Cratchet
Porch Pirate
Desperate House Dweeb